- Main article: Illnesses
What were you thinking? Look, we know things can get a little heated in the kitchen… but, frankly, if you’re putting a pan on your head you’re just doing cooking wrong. However, we accept that sometimes these things just happen. We won’t judge.
You’ll be needing the Extract-a-Pan! This highly-sensitive and precisely-calibrated, uh, magnet on a crane, will relieve you of your pan in just a jiffy. You’ll hardly feel a thing! Unless it goes wrong, and then you’ll feel everything. And then possibly nothing.
Pandemic is a visual illness first seen in Lower Bullocks.
Description[]
Patients suffering from Pandemic will have an involuntary attachment to kitchen utensils, seen as a pan stuck on their heads.
Once diagnosed, a Pandemic patient will need to visit Pans Lab. Where a Doctor will attempt to cure the patient.
The cure involves the Extract-a-Pan machine. The patient is lifted by a giant magnet and thrown around until separated from their pan.
Diagnosis[]
The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing.
Treatment[]
The following is required to treat this illness.
Hospital Appearances[]
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Illness appears as a general admittance. |
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Illness appears in emergencies. |
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The number of patients that will appear in an emergency featuring this illness. Click here for more details on the emergency itself. |
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Illness will only appear for general admittance in this hospital after the displayed Star Level (from 1 to 3) has been achieved. However, any emergencies featuring this illness may still appear at any time prior to this. |
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Appears in the R.E.M.I. X version of the hospital. May also appear in the Career Mode version, the two will always be listed separately if so. |
| Hospitals in Speedy Recovery feature different kinds of Emergencies. Patients are retrieved using the player's ambulances, with numbers varying based on the ambulance and the type of emergency, thus no patient count is specified. |
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Trivia[]
- Pans Lab is a reference to Pan's Labyrinth
- The word "pandemic" is also a pun, the original meaning is a global spread of an infectious disease.
- The disease may have been inspired by a scene in 'Mr. Bean', where the eponymous fellow is sat in a hospital waiting room next to a schoolboy with a saucepan stuck on his head.
