Sweaty Palms

Sweaty Palms
'The Sweaty Palms resort is a delightful holiday destination. If you don't mind the frequent earthquakes and other natural disasters.'
Information
GAME	Two Point Hospital
WORLD	World 4
CLIMATE	Hot
UNLOCK	Duckworth-upon-Bilge
Initial State
BALANCE	250,000
LEVEL	1
REPUTATION	50%
VALUE	250,000

"Anyone who's spent time on a hot, sticky, uncomfortable beach knows what to expect of a place like Sweaty Palms. But this seaside resort has the added frisson of being in the shadow of Spluttering Nora, a dormant, but nonetheless menacing volcano, and suffering from frequent earthquakes. In short, I suggest you consruct your puny little sand castles elsewhere."

―Sir Nigel Bickleworth

Sweaty Palms is the second hospital in World 4 of Two Point Hospital. To unlock it, the player will need to reach Star Level in Duckworth-upon-Bilge, which will also grant them access to Grockle Bay.

A new disaster, the Volanic Eruption, will add to the challenge in this hospital, and the base game's final clinic illness, Premature Mummification, will make its first appearance, as well as Cryptology, in which it can be treated.

Career Mode

Sweaty Palms Hospital

Welcome to Sweaty Palms Resort, a beautiful holiday destination. Sadly, it's also plagued by earthquakes, volcanic activity, and other natural disasters. Also some unnatural disasters, thanks to The Orb Foundation if the conspiracy theorists are to be believed.

I recommend hiring a few Janitors to keep machines repaired and clear up any debris. Explosions can be a bit upsetting, in my experience. Oh and some air-conditioning would be nice, it's boiling around here.

Star Objectives

1 Star Hospital
Requirements	Rewards
Cure 15 Patients with Premature Mummification Cure Rate of 60% Hospital Value of $750,000 Thermal Comfort of 60%	10,000	100
	Unlocked
	Blighton (also requires Grockle Bay )  Clockwise-above-Thyme (also requires Clockwise-before-Thyme )
Click to see completion letter: Dear Hospital Administrator, 1 Star Hospital Congratulations. Your hospital has been awarded a 1 Star rating by the Two Point Health Ministry. I remember being forced to visit the beaches of Sweaty Palms as a child. There was something about that incessant sun and the threat of molten lava that plated on my nerves. I'm pleased to see that you seem to be faring much better, with the heat and the threat of natural disasters, than the young Foxbridge. Continue to perspire for more rewards, or go elsewhere and expand your organisation. Yours fragrantly, Tarquin Foxbridge Health Minister
2 Star Hospital
Requirements	Rewards
Cure 100 Patients Cure Rate of 75% Hospital Value of $2,000,000 Thermal Comfort of 75%	20,000	150
	Unlocked
	None
Click to see completion letter: Dear Hospital Administrator, 2 Star Hospital Congratulations. Your hospital has been awarded a 2 Star rating by the Two Point Health Ministry. It is clear that the allure of the so-called 'beach life' has been outmatched by your devotion to your post. I applaud this rousing display of priorities. Continue to perspire for more rewards, or go elsewhere and expand your organisation. Yours fragrantly, Tarquin Foxbridge Health Minister
3 Star Hospital
Requirements	Rewards
Cure 200 Patients Cure Rate of 90% Hospital Value of $5,000,000 Thermal Comfort of 90%	30,000	200
	Unlocked
	None
Click to see completion letter: Dear Hospital Administrator, 3 Star Hospital Congratulations. Your hospital has been awarded a 3 Star rating by the Two Point Health Ministry. It is positively heart-warming to learn that the environment is no match for ruthless administration. I'm sure that you are swiftly becoming the hero of bureaucrats everywhere. Yours fragrantly, Tarquin Foxbridge Health Minister

Plot Information

Plot No.	Cost	Size	Time to Build	Prerequisite
2	40,000	780m2	16 Days	-
3	35,000	732m2	16 Days	-
4	30,000	624m2	16 Days	-
5	30,000	544m2	16 Days	-
6	50,000	1044m2	16 Days	-
7	30,000	544m2	16 Days	-
8	35,000	720m2	16 Days	-
9	35,000	720m2	16 Days	-

Illnesses Encountered

Below is a list of illnesses that will appear in Sweaty Palms, and the rooms that will be required to treat them. Illnesses may arrive as a general admittance , on an emergency-only basis , or possibly both.

The icon, with a number next to it, represents how many patients can be expected if this illness appears in emergencies; it may be clicked on for more information.

Illnesses with a Star Level (, or ) next to them will only appear after that Star Level has been achieved.

Room	Illness
Chromatherapy	Grey Anatomy			-
Clown Clinic	Jest Infection			-
Cryptology	Premature Mummification			7
De-Lux Clinic	Headcrabedness			-
	Lightheadedness
DNA Lab	Denim Genes			-
	Flumps			-
	Jumbo DNA			10
	Touch of Midas			-
Fracture Ward	Broken Face			-
	Cross Bones			-
	Humerus Injury			5
Head Office	Turtle Head			7
Injection Room	Decision Rash			5
	Litter Bug			-
	Spontaneous Combustion			-
Pest Control	Animal Magnetism			-
Pans Lab	Pandemic			-
Pharmacy	Bogwarts			5
	Clamp			-
	Lycanthropy			-
	Verbal Diarrhoea			-
Psychiatry	Boggled Mind			-
	Emperor Complex			7
	Freudian Lips			4
	Night Fever			7
Recurvery Room	Cubism			-
Resolution Lab	8-bitten			7
Shock Clinic	Shock Horror			7
Surgery	Gurning Loins			-
	Pipe Organs			5
Ward	Lazy Bones			4
	Jazz Hand			-
	Portishead			-

Supplemental Information

Visitors
	Henry Jobsworth		Sally Figblanket		Roderick Cushion
	Jasmine "Jazz" Odyssey		Agatha Sphere
Disasters
	Earthquake		Volcanic Eruption
Epidemics
	Abominable Curse		Jogger's Ripple
Online Challenges
	Cures Challenge		Income Challenge		Diagnosis Challenge
Awards
	Rising Star		Patients' Choice Award
	Employer of the Year		Most Prestigious Hospital
	No Deaths		Best Research Hospital
	Best Teaching Hospital		Hospital of the Year

Trivia

• Sweaty Palms' savefile is named 910.
• This hospital shares a name with a psychiatric illness from Theme Hospital.