Visitors

Patients

The majority of visitors to the hospitals will be standard patients. For in-depth details of Peepology see, Patients.

Guest Trainers

These are visitors you pay to come train your staff. They are fixed characters, meaning they always look the same and have the same character details.

Dr B. Pepper - Trains: Surgery
Particularly skilled at dissection. Obsessed with fizzy drinks.

Training Speed: 140%

Dr E. Huggles - Trains: General Practice
Finest GP in all the land. Dangerous when playing mini golf.

Training Speed: 160%

Dr Rosie Franklin - Trains: Radiology, Genetics
Has the 'awesome at science' gene.

Training Speed: 160%

Dr Herman Freud - Trains: Psychiatry
Owns the largest collection of bananas in the county.

Training Speed: 160%

Dr Gregory Mouse - Trains: Diagnostics
Somehow always ends up being right, much to everyone's annoyance.

Training Speed: 160%

Dr Imogen Crank - Trains: Research
Graduate of Mitton University, and one of Bungle's finest. Invented ultrasonic socks.

Training Speed: 160%

Dr Meredith Beard - Trains: Treatment
Once cured a patient with a cattle prod.

Training Speed: 160%

Nurse Bernard Nightingale - Trains: Pharmacy Management
Owns three hundred sets of bedding, all featuring cartoon characters.

Training Speed: 160%

Nurse Gordon Nightingale - Trains: Ward Management
Owns three hundred sets of bedding, all featuring cartoon characters.

Training Speed: 160%

Clive Dude - Trains: Customer Service
One of the nicest poeople in the county. Convicted murderer.

Training Speed: 160%

Jemima Styles - Trains Marketing
Totally fabulous in every conceivable way. Hates everyone.

Training Speed: 160%

Bert Fixit - Trains: Maintenance
Host of the TV show Spanner Time.

Training Speed: 160%

Peter Geist - Trains: Ghost Capture
Happily married to a ghost.

Training Speed: 160%

Penelope Power - Trains: Mechanics
A world-class engineer. Upgraded herself with telescopic hands.

Training Speed: 160%

Sophie Smiles - Trains: Stamina Training, Emotional Intelligence, Bedside Manner, Motivation, Training Masterclass
Has a second set of teeth, making her grin twice as effctive.

Training Speed: 180%

Emergencies

Main article, Emergencies

A type of VIP patient. They arrive with flashing lights above their heads and will all have the same illness.

You will be set a certain number of days to cure them all for a great bonus. If you fail, your hospital will take a reputation hit.

VIP Visitors

Eventually, VIPs will send you a letter, expressing their intention to visit your Hospital. Unlike Staff Challenges or Medical Challenges, which you can safely file away for when you are ready, VIPs will come whether you are ready or not. The VIP will walk around your hospital, inspecting Rooms and Items.

In game footage so far, VIPs are seen rummaging through Bins and walking from Room to Room, making a thumbs up sign. A progress bar indicates which Room the VIP will go to next and how long until they will leave the Hospital.

Different VIPs will have different preferences for what they want to see in your hospital.

After their visit, a VIP will send another letter, reporting their finding and rewarding you based on how well you've impressed them.

The VIP symbol is a three-point gold crown. This is marked on their letters and hovers over the heads when they visit.

Henry Jobsworth - Health Inspector

Henry Jobsworth, the County's foremost health and safety inspector, has informed us that he'll be visiting us fo an inspection soon. Mr. Jobsworth went on to wish us an unhazardous day. He'll be arriving soon, a good report would help our reputation.
- Challenge: Impress the VIP with a nice Hospital
- Reward: 8 REP, $15,000, K10

'One of our County's better medical destinations. Destined to be a favourite of the sickly enthusiast in the know. Well done.'

Tarquin Foxbridge - Health Minister

Health Minister Tarquin Foxbridge has informed us that he'll be visiting the hospital soon. He adds that he looks forward to seeing a hospital that can stand on its own two feet. If he is impressed with the hospital, we might receive some of the County's healthcare budget as a reward.
- Challenge: Impress the VIP with a nice Hospital
- Reward: 15 REP, $5,000, K20

'I'm thrilled to see that you've succeeded in executing my 117 step plan for ideal healthcare. What an excellent plan it was.'

'I'm saddened to say that you're performing to an adequate standard. My professional integrity implores you to improve in every way; my personal desires, however, ask you to crash and burn in as amusing a fashion as possible. Simply, be more interesting.'

Tabitha Windsock - Mayor

Mayor Tabitha Windsock is doing the political rounds around the County. Her team have asked if we'd like to be a stop on her tour. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation.
- Challenge: Impress the VIP with a nice Hospital
- Reward: 8 REP, K10

Mayor Tabitha Windsock has an important decision coming on the future of medical funding in the county. Her team have asked if she could make a visit to the hospital to see what exactly healthcare is and why it might be important. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation. What do you think?
- Challenge: Impress the VIP with a nice Hospital
- Reward: 8 REP, K10

'Congratulations, your terrific hospital is the perfect example of progress under Mayor Windsock and will be featured in her upcoming re-election campaign.'

'Thank you for supporting Mayor Windsock in this time of need/celebration by hosting her at your place of work/home. Have a wonderful day, and don't forget to Vote Windsock'

Jasmine Odyssey - Pop Star

A Two Point County music star. Mentioned on the radio (details needed, currently unheard), and can be mentioned in Employment References as being overrated.

Popstar Jasmine Odyssey just released another County-changing single "Sleeping in the Night-Time". Her agents have asked if we'd like to host her for a visit to accompany the release. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think?
- Challenge: Impress the VIP with a nice Hospital
- Reward: 10 REP, K10, $10,000 (Jasmine Odyssey Photo)

Jasmine Odyssey has been talking about us on ChatFace, where she's the most followed person in the County. Apparently we're now in her top-4 favourite hospitals, and she's sent us a big cheque with her face on it. This is good publicity for the hospital but I'm sure we could get an even better reaction...

Roderick Cushion - Movie Star

Film star, and Zeppelin owner, Roderick Cushion is looking for some positive press after a recent scandal. His agents have asked if he could come to the hospital to 'play nice' with some sick people. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think?
- Challenge: Impress the VIP with a nice Hospital
- Reward: 10 REP, K10, $10,000

Sally Figblanket - Reporter

Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area investigating reports that the townspeople of Smogley have lost their town hall after a flash filth storm. She's asked if she can stop by to do a story on the hospital. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation. What do you think?
- Challenge: Impress the VIP with a nice Hospital
- Reward: 8 REP, K10

Sally Figblanket's latest County round-up just went live. Maybe it was a slow news day, but we get a nice-big-positive mention in it! This is good publicity for the hospital, but I wonder if it could be better...

Augustus Lavender - CEO of Holistix

Rival executive, and CEO of Holistix, August Lavender will be coming to the hospital, soon. Apparently he intends to warn our patients that the medicine we provide is "made-up". He's pretty harmless, but we should keep an eye on him in case he becomes a nuisance.
- Challenge: Impress the VIP with a nice Hospital
- Reward: 8 REP

We received a 'gift' from Holistix, courtesy of Augustus Lavender. I was a bit suspicious so I sent it to the lab. Apparently it's what's known as a 'homeopathic poison'. It's entirely safe to drink and actually quite tasty. He must really hate us.

Sophie Nova - CEO of Bungle Technologies

Rival executive, and CEO of Bungle, Sophie Nova has informed us that she'll be visiting the hospital, for inspiration, soon. She went on to ask how we calibrate our cure machines, before deciding she didn't want to know because she "wants it to be a surprise". If she's impressed with the hospital, she might share some information that could help our research department.
- Challenge: Impress the VIP with a nice Hospital
- Reward: 250 Research Points (RP)

Sophie Nova has sent us a BMail to thank us, and say that her visit has given her some exciting ideas. Bungle are sending us a little of their recent research. Just what we needed, I think.

Agatha Sphere - CEO of The Orb Foundation

Rival executive, and CEO of The Orb Foundation, Agatha Sphere will be visiting the hospital, soon. Don't look directly into her eyes, trust me. We should expect her to bother our patients, and disrupt the hospital.
- Challenge: Impress the VIP with a nice Hospital
- Reward: 8REP

The Orb Foundation just released a new promotional video containing a thinly veiled attack on our hospital in the form of some very bizarre and slightly disturbing imagery. Agatha Sphere must have felt threatened by her visit.

Jumbo McNally - CEO of Jumbo Mega Corp

Rival executive, and CEO of Jumbo Mega Corp, Jumbo McNally is, apparently, on his way to the hospital. There were reports in the Daily Sneer recently that Mr McNally was hoping to buy the Underlook Hotel and turn it into a detention centre for the Moose of the region, which he's said to despise. I'd imagine that he'll want to see us doing badly, so the owner is forced to sell. We should be prepared for the most sophisticated forms of cruelty and sabotage that money can buy.
- Challenge: Impress the VIP with a nice Hospital
- Reward: 8REP

A source at Humbo Mega Corp has said that, after his recent visit, Jumbo McNally has set up a 'flash team' to figure out, as quickly as possible, a means by which to destroy our entire organisation.

Bigfoot DLC - VIP Visitors

Bartholomew F. Yeti - Advocate for the Bigfoot Foundation

Author, and advocate for the Bigfoot Foundation, Bartholomew F. Yeti is working on a play for the Pointy Mountain Theatre and Badminton Company, and wants to test out some of the dialogue on real, breathing people. He's asked if he could come for a visit. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and we might even receive a donation from the Bigfoot Foundation. What do you think?
- Challenge: Impress the VIP with a nice Hospital
- Reward: $5,000, 8REP, K10

Bartholomew F.Yeti has sent us a hand-written note to thank us for hosting him recently. He said that he's "so pleased" to see that we're doing well, and wishes us the best until we see him again. What a nice guy. We've been sent a reward by the Bigfoot Foundation and get mentioned in their latest newsletter.